Mexican Jerboa and Pokemon Pikachu – Alexandra Simba – SimbaRED

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Mexican Jerboa and Pokemon Pikachu - Alexandra Simba - SimbaRED
Mexican Jerboa and Pokemon Pikachu - Alexandra Simba - SimbaRED

 

Preface
“You’re kidding,” said Ellochka tenderly. “It’s Mexican jerboa.”
“It can’t be.

 Mexican Jerboa and Pokemon Pikachu - Alexandra Simba - SimbaRED
Mexican Jerboa and Pokemon Pikachu – Alexandra Simba – SimbaRED

They made a mistake. You were given a much better fur. It’s Shanghai leopard. Yes, leopard. I recognize
it by the shade. You see how it reflects the sun. Just like emerald! Just like emerald!
(The Twelve Chairs. Ilf and Petrov)
Among rare exotic animals, Mexican jerboa is probably the most doubtful one. How does it look
like? Where does it live? And the most important question: why does everybody speak about its fur with
either admiration or sarcasm? The Mexican jerboa is, alas, an imaginary animal. We owe this natural
wonder to Ilf and Petrov, Russian writers. Their immortal novel The Twelve Chairs gave us a bunch of
witty quotations. The engineer Shukin’s wife was given a nickname Ellochka the Cannibal not because of
her deep sins. Compared to barbarians from the Mumbo Jumbo tribe whose vocabulary amounts to
three hundred words, Ellochka Shukin managed easily and fluently on thirty.
The main focus is on “gloom”, “dismal”, “ter-r-rific” and “ho-ho” But what about the Mexican Jerboa?
Among Ellochka’s hobbies, the main one was the fight with the daughter of the American billionaire
Vanderbilt. Her husband’s salary was scarified at the altar of this fight. To be up on the haughty
daughter of Vanderbilt, Ellochka bought two upholstered chairs from the set chased by Comrade
Bender. However, Ellochka’s clothes aimed to one-up miserable silks and diamonds of the American
daughter was made of a remodeled blazer, a dog-trimmed dress and a chinchilla tippet made of
“Russian rabbit caught in Tula Province”. This rabbit chinchilla was called Mexican jerboa by Ellochka.
However, Ostap immediately made an adjustment giving the rabbit the title of Shanghai leopard, which
smote the impressionable Ellochka.

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But, take a minute and try to imagine this animal as if it did exist in the wild. “Mexican jerboa”
means that this animal should look like jerboas – small rodents similar to kangaroos by their arms, but
very small with big ears and a switch on the tail. But what about Mexico? When you hear this word,
their traditional sombrero and colorful poncho immediately spring into your mind. Let’s combine this
mixture into one thing – and voilà – our Mexican jerboa is ready!

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